plastic

i did this one while i was in bakersfield. be nice, we shot everything in less than 3 hours and i know i am bad at acting.

Dinosaurs makeout

Well, emily and i created this blog in hopes of documenting all the cool things we do and experience. So far, all i do is job hunt and emily does homework.

today i stayed in emily's room all day. i compiled this from february of last year

something you must know

According to Wikipedia, poop may be referred to as "Melissa".

hi

listening to: 5 year sampler by noah and the whale
this is melissa:
hi, emily and i just got married and thought that we should make a blogspot together in case we adopt any animalz. just kidding. we like boyz. but i just moved to LA for the summer.

and right now we are waiting for heather. she is visiting but she has been gone for 2 hours saying good bye to robbie. he has a crush on her and she just wanted to hang out but he made her go out and say bye to him.

i was spying on him and heather but i got bored of watching him trying to pull her in and her pushing him so i tried to go inside but the screen door was locked and i saw this girl inside and i said, "hi can you let me in? i need to talk to emily" and she ignored me.
so i had to go back down and come out of my hiding place and tell them to call emily and tell her to let me in.

all i did today was go to venice with robbie and heather and watch robbie try to hold heather's hand. a 30 year old black man asked me to dinner and kissed my hand and cheek and said that i looked like a delicate butterfly. maybe because i was wearing emily's huge wolf sweater.

we did not even go in the water. but a pigeon pooped on robbie's back and that was the best part of the whole day.

i need a job more than anything. more than you!